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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">off to the sea I go.
I don't care if I do spend a pound,</span><br />
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See me dressed like all the sports, </span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">in my blazer and a pair of shorts.
With my little stick of Blackpool Rock, </span><br />
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It may be sticky but I never complain, </span><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">Every day wherever I stray the kids all round me flock.</span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">One afternoon the band conductor up on his stand
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">With my little stick of Blackpool Rock</span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">With my little stick of Blackpool Rock, along the promenade I stroll,
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">In my pocket it got stuck I could tell
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">‘Cos when I pulled it out I pulled my shirt off as well</span><br />
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Every day wherever I stray the kids all round me flock</span><br />
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A girl while bathing clung to me, my wits I'd to use
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">I said, "Well if you’re drowning then I don't want to lose
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">With my little stick of Blackpool Rock, along the promenade I stroll</span><br />
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In the ballroom I went dancing each night
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">A fellow took my photograph it cost one and three.
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">I said when it was done, "Is that supposed to be me?"</span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">
"You've properly mucked it up the only thing I can see is
</span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">My little stick of Blackpool Rock."<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8630035312067736324.post-68155465809033268422010-01-24T03:43:00.000-08:002010-01-24T03:46:28.176-08:00WHEN I'M CLEANING WINDOWS<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial;">Now I go window cleaning to earn an honest bob.
</span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">For a nosey parker it's an interesting job
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">Now it's a job that just suits me, a window cleaner you will be.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">If you could see what I can see
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">When I'm cleaning windows.</span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">Honeymooning couples too, <o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">you should see them bill and coo.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">You'd be surprised at things they do
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">When I'm cleaning windows.</span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">In my profession I work hard, but I'll never stop.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">I'll climb this blinking ladder ‘til I get right to the top.</span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">The blushing bride she looks divine, <o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">the bridegroom he is doing fine
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">I'd rather have his job than mine
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">When I'm cleaning windows.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">The chambermaid sweet names I call, <o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">it's a wonder I don't fall.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">My minds not on my work at all
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">When I'm cleaning windows<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"> In my profession I'll work hard, but I'll never stop.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">I'll climb this blinking ladder ‘til I get right to the top.</span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">Pyjamas lying side by side, ladies nighties I have spied.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">I've often seen what goes inside, <o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">when I'm cleaning windows.</span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">In my profession I'll work hard, but I'll never stop.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">I'll climb this blinking ladder ‘til I get right to the top.</span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">At eight o'clock a girl she wakes, <o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">at five past eight a bath she takes.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">At ten-past eight my ladder breaks <o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 18.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">
When I'm cleaning windows.</span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8630035312067736324.post-40225203392387196442010-01-24T03:40:00.001-08:002010-01-24T03:46:41.912-08:00LEANING ON A LAMPOST<span style="font-family: Arial;"><b><span style="font-family: Times;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><br />
</span></span></b></span><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">I’m leaning on a lamp, maybe you think I look a tramp,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">Or you may think I’m hanging round to steal a car.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">But no, I’m not a crook, and if you think that’s what I look,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">I’ll tell you why I’m here and what my motives are.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">I’m leaning on a lamppost at the corner of the street<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">
In case a certain little lady comes by,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">Oh me, oh my, I hope the little lady comes by.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">I don’t know if she’ll get away, she doesn’t always get away,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">But anyhow I know that she’ll try,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">Oh me, oh my,I hope that little lady comes by.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">There’s no other girl I would wait for,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">But this one I’d break any date for,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">I won’t have to ask what she’s late for.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">She wouldn’t leave me flat, she’s not a girl like that.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">Oh she’s absolutely wonderful and marvelous and beautiful <o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">
And anyone can understand why,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">I’m leaning on a lamppost at the corner of the street,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">In case a certain little lady passes by.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8630035312067736324.post-43130777725453832002010-01-24T03:34:00.000-08:002010-01-24T03:34:24.536-08:00CHINESE LAUNDRY BLUES<!--StartFragment--> <br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Times; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Now Mr. Wu was a laundry man in a shop with an old green door.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Times; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">He'll iron all day your linen away, he really makes me sore.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Times; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">He's lost his heart to a Chinese girl and his laundry's all gone wrong.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Times; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">All day he'll flirt, scorch your shirt, that's why I'm singing this song.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Times; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Oh Mr. Wu, what shall I do, <o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Times; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I'm feeling kind of Limehouse Chinese Laundry Blues.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Times; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">This funny feeling keeps round me stealing
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Times; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Oh won’t you throw your sweetheart over do.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Times; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">My vest's so short that it won't fit my little brother.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Times; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">And my new Sunday shirt has got a perforated rudder.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Times; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Mr. Wu, what shall I do
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Times; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I'm feeling kind of Limehouse Chinese Laundry Blues.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Times; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Now Mr. Nu, he's got a naughty eye that flickers.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Times; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">You ought to see it wobble when he's ironing ladies blouses.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Times; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Mr. Wu, what shall I do, <o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Times; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I'm feeling kind of Limehouse Chinese Laundry Blues.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Times; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Now Mr. Wu, he's got a laundry kind of tricky,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Times; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">He'll starch my shirts and collars but he'll never touch my waistcoat..
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Times; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Mr. Wu, what shall I do, <o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Times; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I'm feeling kind of Limehouse Chinese Laundry Blues.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Times; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><!--EndFragment-->Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8630035312067736324.post-60633204073135041132010-01-24T03:33:00.000-08:002010-01-24T03:33:35.399-08:00IN MY LITTLE SNAPSHOT ALBUM<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">Now I’m a young inventor, a chap with good ideas,<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -24.45pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">I’ve built myself a camera, it took me years and years.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -24.45pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">It’s a wonderful invention with special x-ray tricks,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -24.45pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">It can take a picture in the dark and can even see through bricks.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana;">
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -24.45pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">I bought myself an album and filled it up with snaps,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -24.45pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">And I’ve got some lovely pictures of the local girls and chaps.Now I’ve <o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -24.45pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">got a picture of the girl next door,<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">in my little snapshot album,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">And I’ve never had a better snap before, <o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">in my little snapshot album.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">The night was dark and the hour was late,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">She was kissing her boy by the garden gate,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">Wouldn’t she love to see page eight, in my little snapshot album.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">And I’ve got a picture of my old granddad, <o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">in my little snapshot album.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">He’s over eighty but a real bad lad, in my little snapshot album
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">Although he’s an old antique,
he thinks he’s still the village sheik,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">I’ve got him dancing cheek to cheek in my little snapshot album.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">Now I’ve got a picture of the vicar’s wife, <o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">in my little snapshot album.
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">Chasing the Curate with a carving knife <o:p></o:p></span><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">in my little snapshot album.
Now what he did was all in fun
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">But it’s not the kind of thing that’s done,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">I can see he pinched her hot-cross bun, in my little snapshot album.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">And I’ve got a picture of a nudist camp, <o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">in my little snapshot album,
All very jolly but a trifle damp, <o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">in my little snapshot album.
There’s Uncle Dick without a care, <o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">discarding all his underwear,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">But his watch and chain still dangle there, <o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">in my little snapshot album.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8630035312067736324.post-52062843246756202672010-01-24T03:32:00.001-08:002010-01-24T03:51:16.841-08:00AUNTIE MAGGIES REMEDY<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: -21.3pt; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none; text-indent: 1.0cm;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">Now there’s all sorts of medicines that you can buy
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: -21.3pt; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none; text-indent: 1.0cm;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">No matter what ailment you’ve got
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: -21.3pt; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none; text-indent: 1.0cm;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">But I know a special one you ought to try
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: -21.3pt; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none; text-indent: 1.0cm;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">You’ll find it’s the best of the lot</span><span style="font-family: Verdana;">
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: -21.3pt; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none; text-indent: 1.0cm;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">It’s my Auntie Maggie’s home made remedy<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: -21.3pt; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none; text-indent: 1.0cm;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">it’s guaranteed never to fail
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: -21.3pt; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none; text-indent: 1.0cm;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">That’s the stuff that will do the trick
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: -21.3pt; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none; text-indent: 1.0cm;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">It’s sold at every chemist for "one and a kick".</span><span style="font-family: Verdana;">
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: -21.3pt; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none; text-indent: 1.0cm;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">Now if you’ve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: -21.3pt; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none; text-indent: 1.0cm;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">Or a pain in your Robert E. Lee
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: -21.3pt; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none; text-indent: 1.0cm;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">Don’t kick up a shindy, you’ll never get windy
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">With my Auntie Maggie’s Remedy<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">You’re bound to wake up I’ll agree
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">But I’ll bet you by heaven, you’ll wake up at seven
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">With my Auntie Maggie’s Remedy
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">In a young lady’s bedroom I went by mistake
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">My intentions were honest you see
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">She shouted with laughter, "I know what you’re after,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">it’s my Auntie Maggie’s Remedy."<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">Oh my Auntie Maggie’s home made remedy,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">It’s guaranteed never to fail
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">That’s the stuff that will do the trick
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">It’s sold at every chemist for "one and a kick".</span><span style="font-family: Verdana;">
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">Now I went to a doctor, I wasn’t too well
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">And he made me lie on a settee<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">He said "There’s trouble brewing, you’ve been overdoing<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">Your Auntie Maggie’s Remedy."<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">Now I know a girl who was putting on weight,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">In a spot where it just shouldn’t be
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">So I said to Nellie, "Now you rub your – ankle,
<o:p></o:p></span><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 16.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: -33.7pt; margin-top: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-autospace: none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">With Auntie Maggie’s Remedy."<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0